
◄ Chat Log 06.06.2018 ►
[00:00:04]
CrRAR
yeah
[00:00:05]
unsteddyphoenix
spots ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
[00:00:30]
CrRAR
The eyes were definitely on the right track, even then
[00:01:00]
CrRAR
Kat eyes ✓
[00:01:37]
CrRAR
also those shoulders look vaguely familiar XD
[00:01:59]
unsteddyphoenix
Mmm. The dots are in similar places too
[00:02:27]
SpazztasticKiwi
5 days and my legs no longer feel like they’re screaming
[00:02:30]
CrRAR
also didn't notice it till looking at it now she has the ":o" face under her right eye.
[00:02:43]
CrRAR
From excessive running?
[00:02:53]
unsteddyphoenix
Lol
[00:02:58]
unsteddyphoenix
Or standing all day?
[00:03:07]
SpazztasticKiwi
50 squats a day
[00:03:33]
unsteddyphoenix
Oh yeaah.
[00:03:38]
unsteddyphoenix
Nice job keeping up with it
[00:03:40]
CrRAR
that'll do it
[00:03:46]
CrRAR
lol unsteddy
[00:04:03]
SpazztasticKiwi
It looks like I’m one of those ladies who naturally has more muscle in my thighs
[00:04:26]
unsteddyphoenix
nice
[00:04:30]
CrRAR
With you're suggestion now I'm imagining a group of vaguely familiar characters...
[00:04:48]
CrRAR
and then Patrick exclaiming "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"
[00:05:02]
CrRAR
also *your
[00:05:40]
CrRAR
...maybe an out of place Frankindoodle somewhere amongst them
[00:05:47]
SpazztasticKiwi
So while this is gonna slim them down a little, they’re going from “normal” to “athletic”
[00:05:56]
CrRAR
nice
[00:06:33]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’m just gonna be happy to use stairs without dying
[00:06:41]
CrRAR
Tom throws in a troll bat character, "Nibbly, early on, was actually a BAT!"
[00:06:58]
CrRAR
chat: "OOOOOO! AHHHH!"
[00:07:04]
SpazztasticKiwi
Aw a widdle baby Nibbly bat
[00:07:09]
unsteddyphoenix
"bat nibbly as a keidran request"
[00:07:14]
CrRAR
XD
[00:07:18]
unsteddyphoenix
Stairs are pretty useful
[00:07:54]
CrRAR
I might actually request a bat nibbly just to see Sythe's reaction.
[00:08:19]
SpazztasticKiwi
Plot twist: Sythe’s only fear turns out to be bats
[00:08:24]
CrRAR
"RUN AWAYYY~" *yipeyipeyipe*
[00:08:48]
SpazztasticKiwi
“Nope. Haven’t had my shots yet.”
[00:11:09]
CrRAR
Alright, well that's it for me.
[00:11:19]
CrRAR
Goodnight fellow denizens of the night~
[00:11:32]
CrRAR
(and time zone tricksters)
[00:11:42]
CrRAR
(you know who I'm talking about)
[00:11:49]
unsteddyphoenix
:D
[00:11:51]
unsteddyphoenix
byebye~ have a good sleep
[00:11:59]
CrRAR
will do
[00:12:13]
CrRAR
:ctwokinds-reniderp:
[00:12:24]
CrRAR
out~
[00:12:29]
SpazztasticKiwi
✌🏻
[00:12:59]
CrRAR
\m/
[00:13:37]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’ve been thinking on my sketch request
[00:14:06]
unsteddyphoenix
mhmm?
[00:14:15]
SpazztasticKiwi
“Eric boops Kat. She is not amused”
[00:14:38]
SpazztasticKiwi
Not sure if she’s tackle him or just give him an annoyed look
[00:15:10]
unsteddyphoenix
sounds cute~
[00:15:33]
unsteddyphoenix
Though, knowing Tom, Eric might just boop her without even paying attention to her and that's why she's upset.
[00:16:16]
SpazztasticKiwi
Cause it’s either that or “Nibs steals Nat’s wraps; Nat & Keith investigate and catch Nibs doing ribbon ballet”
[00:16:42]
unsteddyphoenix
lol thats so good~
[00:17:09]
SpazztasticKiwi
Or like three others. Though one’s a bit more of a smartass suggestion
[00:18:22]
unsteddyphoenix
yeah I have a bunch, and most of them silly.
[00:18:32]
SiliconCarbide
I'd go with the Kat suggestion.
[00:18:36]
SiliconCarbide
sounds cute
[00:19:08]
SpazztasticKiwi
I can imagine the look on her face
[00:19:16]
SpazztasticKiwi
“I will kill you in your sleep”
[00:19:22]
unsteddyphoenix
big pout~
[00:20:56]
SiliconCarbide
i actually had a similar suggestion noted down last week ^^
[00:21:27]
SiliconCarbide
but i left open who booped her nose for now
[00:22:04]
SpazztasticKiwi
When you do get your suggestion done, do you get to request another or are you out of participation or something
[00:22:24]
SiliconCarbide
think you are on cooldown for the month
[00:22:25]
unsteddyphoenix
youre out until the next month
[00:22:32]
SpazztasticKiwi
Oh yea
[00:22:45]
SiliconCarbide
steddy you mentioned you are on cooldown after being coted for coloration as well?
[00:23:03]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah but I think for just the week after a colour
[00:23:24]
SiliconCarbide
storymaker had 2 sketches done in april btw
[00:23:40]
unsteddyphoenix
Some people slip through the cracks~
[00:23:46]
unsteddyphoenix
Happens
[00:24:04]
SiliconCarbide
ah no it was march
[00:26:50]
SpazztasticKiwi
I may just flip a coin
[00:27:02]
SiliconCarbide
what to suggest?
[00:28:14]
SpazztasticKiwi
Though I like “Flora finds a ‘monstrous’ spider and drafts Trace to kill it...while hiding on his back”
[00:28:40]
SiliconCarbide
do the right thing, suggest kat sketches!
[00:29:39]
unsteddyphoenix
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/21/35/402135032302ef6aec30d32c420729fe.jpg
[00:29:43]
SpazztasticKiwi
Kat and Nibbly keep this train wreck rolling
[00:29:44]
unsteddyphoenix
Spooked Flora doing this
[00:29:56]
unsteddyphoenix
True Kat sketches are life
[00:30:18]
SiliconCarbide
aww man that nose boop
[00:30:19]
SpazztasticKiwi
Kinda like that yeah
[00:30:30]
SiliconCarbide
maybe you can combine the ideas?
[00:31:21]
SpazztasticKiwi
And Trace is just standing there like. “It’s the size of a fly. You are a tiger. With claws.”
[00:31:42]
SpazztasticKiwi
“And I can’t kill it with you hanging on my back”
[00:32:20]
SiliconCarbide
hehe
[00:32:20]
unsteddyphoenix
"WHERE'D IT GO?? IS IT UNDER YOU? GET IT GET ITGETIT"
[00:32:38]
unsteddyphoenix
I know that feel Trace
[00:33:00]
SpazztasticKiwi
“I’m GoNnA DiE, TrAcE”
[00:33:35]
SpazztasticKiwi
And then Nibbly wanders in and eats it
[00:33:51]
SpazztasticKiwi
It was a stray raisin the whole time
[00:33:57]
unsteddyphoenix
lol
[00:34:32]
SpazztasticKiwi
Trace like “I’m gonna go grey early with you”
[00:35:02]
unsteddyphoenix
In traces case, does he just go a lighter shade of blue :thinking:
[00:35:17]
SpazztasticKiwi
Pastel Trace
[00:37:11]
SpazztasticKiwi
When Trace gets old, he becomes the color of a powder blue Prius
[00:37:29]
unsteddyphoenix
makes sense to me
[00:38:50]
SpazztasticKiwi
Having a tiger girlfriend can’t be easy though
[00:40:12]
unsteddyphoenix
its a labor of love~
[00:40:27]
unsteddyphoenix
There probably are some compatibility problems
[00:41:33]
unsteddyphoenix
Think of all the hair in the drain!
[00:41:58]
SiliconCarbide
do kiedran grow a winter coat?
[00:42:17]
unsteddyphoenix
Most do. Kat won't due to the selective breeding.
[00:42:45]
SiliconCarbide
wait was that confirmed somewhere?
[00:43:04]
SiliconCarbide
that kat doesnt grow one i mean
[00:43:04]
SpazztasticKiwi
I was thinking of the claw problem. She does get spooked and jump on Trace’s back, he’s gonna experience amateur acupuncture
[00:43:06]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah Tom has mentioned it before
[00:43:20]
SiliconCarbide
alright
[00:43:59]
unsteddyphoenix
Eh worth it~
[00:46:29]
SiliconCarbide
well i gotta go, you have fun, see ya!
[00:46:39]
SpazztasticKiwi
:ptv-greetings:
[00:46:48]
unsteddyphoenix
later
[01:03:24]
SpazztasticKiwi
Tom you taking any time off for your birthday
[01:03:40]
Twokinds
Nope
[01:04:04]
unsteddyphoenix
Planning anything special?
[01:04:16]
SpazztasticKiwi
Not even for a birthday milkshake
[01:05:51]
SpazztasticKiwi
“If I don’t acknowledge it, it doesn’t happen”
[01:08:51]
Dadrobit
Be back in a bit, gotta go get tacos before Wednesday.
[01:09:08]
unsteddyphoenix
wouldnt make sense otherwise
[01:10:13]
Dadrobit
I made a promise to myself and I intend to keep it.
[01:10:23]
Dadrobit
Also, I need to get away from my homework for a bit....
[01:11:12]
SpazztasticKiwi
Bagheera just tapped me on the shoulder and I’m not sure what to make of it
[01:12:00]
SpazztasticKiwi
Food
[01:12:51]
unsteddyphoenix
correct
[01:13:11]
SpazztasticKiwi
“If you don’t mind, pass the bowl over here”
[01:13:23]
SpazztasticKiwi
Gentlemenly cat
[01:14:44]
unsteddyphoenix
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360594069841248258/453623323818065920/De1Fu-mVAAAEpVV.png
[01:14:57]
unsteddyphoenix
esteemed gentleman
[01:15:28]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’ve already considered getting him a bow tie - don’t tempt me
[01:15:47]
unsteddyphoenix
Imagine how dapper he'd look~
[01:18:35]
SpazztasticKiwi
I do have a few bow tie hair bows...
[01:27:44]
SpazztasticKiwi
Think I’ll just take him to a pet store and see what I find
[01:28:34]
unsteddyphoenix
Pics if you find cute stuff~
[01:30:07]
Dadrobit
Erichberto's aquired.
[01:30:18]
SpazztasticKiwi
Nearest pet store is 38 miles away
[01:39:05]
SpazztasticKiwi
Anyone else got tacos for Tuesday
[01:40:04]
Dadrobit
Maybe the folks in the van in front of me?
[01:40:13]
Dadrobit
Unconfirmed however.
[02:01:48]
SpazztasticKiwi
Think I’m gonna get me a salad
[02:04:03]
SpazztasticKiwi
Nm got a banana 🍌
[02:23:02]
unsteddyphoenix
what a dramatic saga
[02:30:27]
Dadrobit
I'm waiting on the direct to VHS blockbuster of it to come out.
[02:39:24]
SpazztasticKiwi
What’s a VHS
[02:40:50]
unsteddyphoenix
.
[02:42:00]
Dadrobit
I mean...
[02:46:10]
Dadrobit
It's kind of odd to think that we are coming up on a time where legal adults will legitimately be asking that question.
[02:47:43]
Dadrobit
They've been the preferred version of home video for 15-ish years now.
[02:48:26]
SpazztasticKiwi
I was kidding
[02:48:43]
Dadrobit
Oh, I know, but it's soon gonna be a legitimate question.
[02:49:00]
SpazztasticKiwi
I don’t live under a rock like *some* people
[02:49:07]
unsteddyphoenix
Maybe it already is
[02:50:07]
unsteddyphoenix
Wonder if the 13 year olds on here know what it is
[02:50:26]
SpazztasticKiwi
I know it’s already a thing. Video is digital now - even DVDs aren’t terribly necessary anymore to watch something
[02:51:06]
SpazztasticKiwi
Don’t be mentioning 13 year olds. HE will come back
[02:51:41]
unsteddyphoenix
lol. it summons them from the fortnite abyss
[02:51:43]
unsteddyphoenix
mb
[02:51:59]
Dadrobit
Which one? There are a dozen of em?
[02:52:39]
Dadrobit
I wonder if Red ever got back into art?
[02:52:59]
Dadrobit
River Jazz Hermina
[02:53:13]
Dadrobit
Of Huntsville, AL
[02:53:28]
unsteddyphoenix
hahaha
[02:53:37]
unsteddyphoenix
Are you the hacker known as 4chan?
[02:53:51]
SpazztasticKiwi
Giving Huntsville a bad name
[02:54:05]
Dadrobit
Oh man, the PM's I got from that kid after I found his mother.
[02:54:13]
Dadrobit
Priceless.
[02:54:16]
SpazztasticKiwi
I need details
[02:54:57]
Dadrobit
Kid was giving personal details out on the internet and was claiming to be a white hat hacker at the same time.
[02:55:27]
Dadrobit
So I did a bit of sleuthing in the areas that he mentioned and found some probable connections.
[02:55:51]
unsteddyphoenix
We kept telling him to stop posting personal information and h ekept doing it
[02:56:06]
Dadrobit
I slipped a couple hints of family names into conversation until I got a reaction and knew I struck gold.
[02:56:06]
SpazztasticKiwi
No ban hammer 🔨?
[02:56:39]
unsteddyphoenix
Nah. Tom never bans and Sage only bans after like 50 "warnings"
[02:57:01]
Dadrobit
Nah, I just gave him a good talking to and he promised not to be so frivolous with personal information in the future.
[02:57:01]
unsteddyphoenix
Which is probably we he has such a reputation
[02:57:41]
Dadrobit
Then he kind of fell away from the chat.
[02:58:29]
SpazztasticKiwi
Kids act like more than what they are until reality bites their ass
[02:59:48]
Dadrobit
Had a suspicion it was he renamed himself to be Dragon/Trev when he showed up fairly soon after RedDeath2018 went away, but I think their mannerisms are just a wee bit too different.
[03:00:56]
Dadrobit
That sentence was going in two places at once in the beginning there. My bad.
[03:01:02]
SpazztasticKiwi
The most annoying thing I run into is those teenagers with the “my friend wants your number” mess
[03:02:03]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’ve come across one irritating me once. Ignored him
[03:02:22]
SpazztasticKiwi
Next time I saw him he was with a woman who was likely his mom
[03:02:29]
SpazztasticKiwi
Not a word
[03:07:48]
SpazztasticKiwi
That kinda reminds me I got a wrong number the other day
[03:08:09]
SpazztasticKiwi
I answer it and this lady on the other end is like “Mom?”
[03:19:24]
Dadrobit
Good lord. I am watching a documentary on this guy named Chris-Chan and I am legitimately horrified. Like, blood turned to ice, pit in my stomach horrified.
[03:21:07]
Dadrobit
Currently in the midst of the 3rd episode of 11, each one is 30-40 minutes long giving a truly utterly comprehensive analysis of this person as he grew and transformed into what he is now.
[03:22:04]
Dadrobit
It's scary how well put together the series is. There is frankly a flabbergasting amount of information that is being cited here.
[03:22:11]
unsteddyphoenix
Oh I LOVE Chris-chan. What a phenomenon.
[03:22:25]
unsteddyphoenix
How the hell did he get on tv so many times.
[03:22:28]
unsteddyphoenix
It's insane
[03:22:52]
unsteddyphoenix
His entire life is documented, mostly by him.
[03:26:56]
Dadrobit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aiv66DEGjE
[03:28:50]
Dadrobit
Episode 3 and he's still only 22-23. In the middle of watching his family Christmas where he "gifts" his family just.... crap.... And is wishing for Santa to bring him a boyfriend free girlfriend.
[03:28:52]
unsteddyphoenix
oh my god theres 4 parts
[03:29:02]
Dadrobit
There are 11 parts so far.
[03:29:09]
unsteddyphoenix
oh no oh dear
[03:29:26]
Dadrobit
The director of the documentary is estimating 15 before he is able to catch up.
[03:29:51]
Dadrobit
The level of detail this goes into is sickening.
[03:30:34]
unsteddyphoenix
It boggles the mind
[03:30:50]
Dadrobit
Reading responses he made on his middle school exams. Looking at how he perceived his childhood "gal-pals" that were actually just girls his father paid off to pretend to be friends...
[03:31:11]
unsteddyphoenix
The amount of INFORMATION about him is just...completely absurd.
[03:32:00]
Dadrobit
The suspicious white stain down his jeans on his 18th birthday. The last time he would actually be with his gal-pals.
[03:32:20]
Dadrobit
This shit wants to be on Netflix.
[03:33:11]
Dadrobit
It start off really fucking sad actually. Like, heartrendingly sad to hear how he was raised.
[03:33:15]
Dadrobit
starts*
[03:34:13]
Dadrobit
But you get to see how he slowly descended from his innocent naivety into his current state of.... Whatever the Hell is going on in there.
[03:37:22]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah despite his upbringing and his mental disorder(s), he's really not a good person.
[03:37:32]
unsteddyphoenix
Hasnt he like, assaulted people and things
[03:38:26]
Dadrobit
Pepper sprayed a GameStop clerk because Sonic Boom changed Sonic's arms to a different color.
[03:38:57]
Dadrobit
Also tried running over the owner of a game shop he used to go to as a young adult until he got a perma ban.
[03:39:14]
Dadrobit
Though he blames his mother for that. Says that she grabbed the wheel.
[03:40:02]
Dadrobit
Plus several accounts of sexual assault from the trolls that have tried dating him for the lulz.
[03:42:18]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah
[03:53:38]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’ll see you tomorrow
[03:53:48]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’m goin on to bed
[03:53:55]
SpazztasticKiwi
Night
[03:54:01]
Dadrobit
Pokemon's Giovanni and Sonic's Dr. Robotnik team up to create their own Sonichu, but they accidentally spill in Cherry Cola and they instead got Black Sonichu.
[03:54:13]
Dadrobit
Holy shit, it's accidentally hilarious.
[03:54:25]
Dadrobit
Night, Spazz.
[04:09:36]
unsteddyphoenix
CHEMICAL CHERRY COLA
[04:10:14]
Dadrobit
X-actly.
[04:23:21]
Dadrobit
Man, it hurts. Looking at the things he does, you can see how close he was. How he totally could have been a functional contributor to society. If he was just able to differentiate between his imaginations and respect the demands of reality...
[04:24:55]
Dadrobit
Like, there's a spark there for a while. A determination that countless other folks lack that he squanders on blurring the lines of his reality.
[04:28:21]
unsteddyphoenix
Idk. I feel like he was most likely doomed from the get go
[04:28:30]
unsteddyphoenix
Though what did happen was...far beyond whats nromal
[04:30:58]
Dadrobit
I'm not saying he's a savant or anything, but maybe with a better upbringing...
[04:31:39]
Dadrobit
Going through this, I feel like there's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy that he cursed himself with.
[04:32:34]
Dadrobit
That he was intelligent enough to know that he was never going to be intelligent, so he never tried and his environment never pushed against that notion.
[04:32:56]
Dadrobit
So he never got past being a junior high kid.
[04:34:29]
Dadrobit
Any time an authority figure challenged him or his actions, mommy and daddy were there to save the day and maintain the status quo.
[04:35:49]
Dadrobit
From the teachers at his schools to the police arresting him for loitering soliciting girlfriends at Walmart, they never let him see consequence.
[04:37:01]
Dadrobit
So he sees his actions as right as he's never conclusively been shown to be wrong.
[04:37:34]
Dadrobit
Therefore the actions of a disorderly 13 year old are just as valid at 35 or however old he is.
[04:48:48]
Dadrobit
I'm having trouble piecing together my thoughts, but from what I see, a huge part of his problems was not the autism itself, it is the unchallenged narcissism. That is not a result of autism, that is a result of nonstop coddling and enabling.
[04:52:08]
Dadrobit
The narcissism was allowed to fester in his mind and became the delusion he lives by.
[04:55:33]
Dadrobit
Autism in and of itself is a helluva handicap, but pair it up with a deeply instilled delusion of society, and you get the hyper-extremes like Chris Chan I think.
[04:58:43]
unsteddyphoenix
He's sort of like a big metaphor for the whole "cultural marxism" thing
[04:58:54]
unsteddyphoenix
The worst of millenials taken to the extreme
[04:59:06]
unsteddyphoenix
He could only exist in our generation
[05:02:04]
Dadrobit
Ever read The Glass Menagerie? 1944 play about a family that lives in various levels of self delusion.
[05:03:45]
Dadrobit
Most prominent of them being the girl with a physical handicap that she ended up forging into a complete inferiority complex and general mental fragility.
[05:04:31]
Dadrobit
So she spends her days with her mother idly chatting and dreaming of all the "gentleman callers" that will one day waltz through their front door.
[05:05:47]
Dadrobit
And when she's not, she's lost in her own little world that shes created with her glass figurines.
[05:05:58]
Dadrobit
she's*
[05:09:45]
Dadrobit
The concept of utterly delusional shut-ins and outcasts unwittingly generated by their family is certainly not a new one. But Chris Chan is probably the closest thing we can achieve to perfect, grand crazy in real life without being literally Norman Bates
[05:15:36]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah there's tons of lesser examples
[05:15:42]
unsteddyphoenix
See: 4chan
[05:16:04]
unsteddyphoenix
But Chris-chan is the beautiful like...chaos theory-tier disaster
[05:16:15]
unsteddyphoenix
Where the worst possible things for his development occured to him
[05:16:22]
unsteddyphoenix
While at the same time all being public
[05:16:51]
unsteddyphoenix
Between all the times he got on TV and his internet fame...
[05:17:12]
unsteddyphoenix
His slow descent can and has been picked apart and analysed
[05:17:26]
unsteddyphoenix
It's honestly hard to think of him as a real person and not like, a character from something
[05:23:05]
Dadrobit
Perhaps because he legitimately believes he is a part of his character's universe? And everything that he's ever done with Sonicu and pals is just plagarism.
[05:23:50]
Dadrobit
So he's living the life that he identifies with: A series of TV, cartoon, and movie tropes.
[05:26:26]
Dadrobit
Also, my allusion to Norman Bates is a rather unfortunate one. I fear the the possibility of his mother dying from living in their own filth and him being so deep into his own world that he just continues to live as if nothing is wrong is dishearteningly
[05:26:29]
Dadrobit
very real.
[05:26:36]
unsteddyphoenix
I cant even fathom what he must think. I imagine he must fluctuate between levels of lucidity; sometimes believing he's his self-insert, sometimes being aware of reality, and every state inbetween.
[05:27:02]
unsteddyphoenix
Though it's hard for me to accept that someone could be so completely deluded to actually live inside their own fiction
[05:27:44]
unsteddyphoenix
Especially when it's a bizzare smattering of other media mashed together, how does he fill in details like...
[05:28:20]
unsteddyphoenix
So he's still living with his mother in the exact same way?
[05:28:30]
unsteddyphoenix
How has he not been institutionalised
[05:28:54]
Dadrobit
This is a guy that sits in Wal-Mart with a giant sign dictating the traits he finds acceptable in women and truly, HONESTLY believes that everyone else has conspired against him to prevent boyfriend-free girls from coming to him.
[05:29:33]
Dadrobit
And his sign holding days of conspiracy theory are long before the internet got a hold of him.
[05:29:40]
unsteddyphoenix
Didnt he did that in a university too
[05:29:53]
Dadrobit
Yes, he hung up signs and passed out flyers.
[05:30:30]
unsteddyphoenix
Well, there's a difference between extreme paranoia and hyper-delusion
[05:30:33]
Dadrobit
The dean of the university that tried to force him to stop eventually became the main antagonist of all of his sonichu cartoons.
[05:30:48]
unsteddyphoenix
You dont need to know the details of how "THEY" are doing this to you
[05:31:32]
unsteddyphoenix
But creating a world and living in it...how do you maintain that level of insanity
[05:31:41]
unsteddyphoenix
Non-sustainable madness
[05:31:54]
unsteddyphoenix
It fucks me up
[05:32:10]
Dadrobit
Many of his Sonichu booklets had mini-series that were self inserts of him fighting off the Jerkops and their quest to prevent him form finding love.
[05:32:20]
unsteddyphoenix
Kerkops lmao
[05:32:29]
unsteddyphoenix
Jerk*
[05:32:32]
unsteddyphoenix
Thats so good
[05:32:44]
Dadrobit
"Jerkops" being the police and mall security that would kick him out and or arrest him from time to time.
[05:34:38]
unsteddyphoenix
He was SO close to getting a gf before the jerkops interfered :/
[05:34:57]
unsteddyphoenix
Lmao the fliers...
[05:35:08]
unsteddyphoenix
His criteria for women killed me
[05:35:23]
Dadrobit
I mean, I think it's like you said. It's the perfect storm. Mix up his congenital abnormality with his insane upbringing, and we have what we have.
[05:36:12]
Dadrobit
I mean, I can't even begin to imagine what life would be like for me if even the aspect of the paid-off "gal pals" were a part of my life.
[05:36:33]
unsteddyphoenix
True, that would fuck anyone up, autism or no
[05:36:51]
Dadrobit
Like, he went through his entire youth, without a single friend that wasn't paid for by his father.
[05:36:55]
Dadrobit
Fuck man....
[05:39:07]
unsteddyphoenix
Didnt have a chance
[05:39:19]
Bgrmystr2
I can't imagine living that kinda lif
[05:39:21]
Bgrmystr2
e
[05:39:23]
Bgrmystr2
also, hi
[05:39:27]
Dadrobit
o/
[05:39:28]
unsteddyphoenix
yo
[05:39:34]
Bgrmystr2
Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2
[05:39:46]
unsteddyphoenix
Oh yeah I still have to see that
[05:39:54]
unsteddyphoenix
One of the few I havent seen at this point
[05:40:17]
Dadrobit
I had mixed feelings about it.
[05:41:42]
unsteddyphoenix
yeah? not as good as the first?
[05:41:52]
unsteddyphoenix
Lack of dance numbers probably hurt it
[05:42:09]
Dadrobit
It tried too hard to be funny on darn near every frame of the movie, so when it tried coming off as serious in some parts, it just felt too off, too contrasting a tone to take seriously.
[05:42:36]
Dadrobit
Still a fun movie, but not as good as the first imo.
[05:42:41]
Xexanoth
great bad guy though
[05:42:44]
Bgrmystr2
yeh seemed like that to me too. some of the serious parts were funny tho
[05:43:05]
Dadrobit
Mary Poppins was fantastic in that movie.
[05:43:10]
Bgrmystr2
I dunno if I'd dock it too much, but I don't expect much of anything from marvel movies
[05:43:18]
Bgrmystr2
Fuck yeah Mary Poppins was the best.
[05:44:10]
Bgrmystr2
I think Poppins might have been my favorite
[05:44:15]
Bgrmystr2
And leave it at that
[05:44:20]
Dadrobit
Antagonist was actually kind of a sticking point for me. No spoilers, but it ended up not sitting well with me.
[05:44:47]
Dadrobit
I liked it, but I felt it could have maybe been handled better.
[05:44:59]
Bgrmystr2
hm. mayvbe
[05:45:20]
unsteddyphoenix
Mary Poppins...
[05:45:27]
Dadrobit
I loved his lead in, but his motives and methods were meh.
[05:45:42]
unsteddyphoenix
eveyrone was like "Black Panther has the BEST VILLIAN" but when I saw it I was underwhelmed.
[05:46:11]
unsteddyphoenix
For basically the same reason
[05:46:13]
Dadrobit
Black Panther had a Sick trap beat tho
[05:46:28]
unsteddyphoenix
Black panther soundtrack is :fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
[05:46:33]
unsteddyphoenix
Apart from...that one song.
[05:47:28]
Dadrobit
And yeah, hard agree on Black Panther antagonist.
[05:47:38]
Bgrmystr2
will prolly watch that later
[05:50:54]
Bgrmystr2
gonna head to sleep since it's near 6am
[05:51:17]
unsteddyphoenix
Oo. Yeah i'll accept that. gnight.
[05:51:31]
unsteddyphoenix
hide from the sun
[05:52:18]
Dadrobit
About 4am here.
[05:52:36]
Dadrobit
No tacos left.
[05:52:46]
unsteddyphoenix
4am tacos are best tacos tho :/
[05:53:00]
Dadrobit
It is no longer Taco Tuesday tho
[05:53:29]
Dadrobit
Also, those are some damned expensive tacos I got.
[05:53:41]
Dadrobit
Could only afford a few at a time.
[05:53:58]
Dadrobit
Ramen for a week for my taco expenditures.
[05:56:53]
unsteddyphoenix
Haha
[05:56:59]
unsteddyphoenix
#TheStruggle
[06:00:16]
Dadrobit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2F43gEgGo
[06:00:23]
Dadrobit
Yep still with Mama
[06:00:52]
unsteddyphoenix
the fuck was that
[06:00:55]
unsteddyphoenix
shoutout?
[06:00:58]
unsteddyphoenix
WHYTHO
[06:01:00]
Dadrobit
A troll donated money to him under the name Adam Lanza.
[06:01:32]
Dadrobit
So he got his mother to do a shoutout to Adam Lanza.
[06:02:57]
unsteddyphoenix
He gets $488 from his patreon
[06:02:58]
Dadrobit
Adam Lanza being the same name as the guy who murdered a bunch of kids and teachers a few years back at Sandy Hook Elementary School.
[06:02:59]
unsteddyphoenix
ugh
[06:03:06]
unsteddyphoenix
ohh that
[06:05:24]
Dadrobit
Fuck. I'm going to have to go to sleep with this topic in mind...
[06:05:42]
unsteddyphoenix
Lol
[06:06:12]
unsteddyphoenix
Ahh nothing like some late night chrischan before bed
[06:06:23]
unsteddyphoenix
I wish you no dreams
[06:07:19]
Dadrobit
Much appreciated.
[06:07:34]
Dadrobit
I have no one but myself to blame.
[06:08:14]
unsteddyphoenix
Yeah, this was a poor judgement call on your part
[06:08:18]
unsteddyphoenix
But I dont blame you
[06:08:26]
unsteddyphoenix
The chris-chan rabbit hole is alluring
[06:08:36]
unsteddyphoenix
Like a trainwreck, you just cant look away
[06:08:51]
Dadrobit
In slow motion.
[06:08:57]
Dadrobit
Over the course of years.
[06:09:20]
Dadrobit
I guess that'd actually be at high speed then....
[06:09:51]
Dadrobit
Just... A never ending train wreck that just gets worse and worse.
[06:10:07]
unsteddyphoenix
and it dont stop crashign
[06:16:59]
Dadrobit
Oh, he's a giant homophobe? Oh he stopped being straight? And now he's identifying as a woman? And now he cut open his own taint to make himself a vulva, claiming it came in from advanced self hypnosis from subliminal frequency videos on Youtube?
[06:17:06]
Dadrobit
It really doesn't fucking stop.
[06:17:52]
unsteddyphoenix
Isnt he also racist? I feel like he only wanted to date white girls
[06:17:56]
unsteddyphoenix
Or something
[06:18:07]
Dadrobit
Yeah, he's tossed around slurs.
[06:18:23]
Dadrobit
The homophobia and racism came from the father.
[06:18:36]
unsteddyphoenix
god.
[06:18:54]
unsteddyphoenix
he's...it's really a spectacle
[06:19:10]
Dadrobit
Possibly the mother, but prank calls to the house resulted in the father getting irate enough at the ethnic pranksters to make some serious statements.
[06:19:29]
unsteddyphoenix
In a way, im glad he exists. It makes for an unbelievable story
[06:19:36]
unsteddyphoenix
I feel like historians will study him.
[06:20:49]
Dadrobit
He's probably inspired a number of budding psychologists to pursue that field of study already.
[06:21:05]
Dadrobit
Honestly, it's fascinating enough.
[06:21:23]
Dadrobit
I could totally see it being the origin story for at least a few people's desires.
[06:23:42]
unsteddyphoenix
You were right, netflix needs to slide in on this
[06:37:58]
Dadrobit
"After not winning the contest, Chris immediately wrote a strongly capitalized email to Sony."
[06:38:08]
Dadrobit
O shit, I'm dying.
[06:38:23]
unsteddyphoenix
lmao go to bed
[06:38:27]
unsteddyphoenix
this cant be healthy
[06:38:50]
Dadrobit
Just.... Just one more episode....
[06:49:49]
Dadrobit
Oh shit, 4chan finally discovered him.
[06:49:58]
unsteddyphoenix
dun dunnn
[07:00:24]
Dadrobit
Okay, I'm done. Time for bed.
[07:00:38]
unsteddyphoenix
Its 12am here
[07:00:43]
unsteddyphoenix
This is not a time for americans to be awake
[07:00:46]
Dadrobit
I'll just sleep away the hottest part of the day.
[07:00:53]
unsteddyphoenix
Shit actually true
[07:01:05]
Dadrobit
5am here. Most Americans are waking up right now.
[07:01:15]
unsteddyphoenix
Most americans wake up at 5am?
[07:01:22]
unsteddyphoenix
Reality is terrifying
[07:01:30]
Dadrobit
On the East coast it's like 7 already.
[07:01:35]
unsteddyphoenix
Ahh right
[07:02:27]
unsteddyphoenix
Well, goodnight man. Try not to think about it :upside_down:
[07:02:42]
Dadrobit
Wheeeeee \o/
[07:03:07]
Dadrobit
#QualityEntertainment
[07:03:13]
Dadrobit
#DoNotSteal
[07:03:32]
Dadrobit
Night man, have a good one yourself.
[09:37:05]
Trevuxnouxe
Red's possible names are Transvaal daisy, Amaryllis, Canna, Lycoris, Chrysanthemum, Alstroemeria, Anemone, Zinnia, Dianthus caryophyllus, Cockscomb, Begonia, Pentas, Hibiscus, and all the other red flowers in the world.
[10:25:55]
BizarreSlav
Zdarova narod
[10:26:16]
BizarreSlav
Ji yest'
[12:19:50]
Trevuxnouxe
im sorry, what?
[12:45:38]
TheBeckoner
I hopes its Cockscomb.
[12:45:41]
TheBeckoner
hope*
[13:46:38]
Twokinds
Well now I've gotta change it.
[13:52:06]
TheGamePlayer
At oh whad I miss?
[13:53:36]
TheGamePlayer
Had to make a new Twitter account they keep locking mine from before... It's TheGuyWhoLikesArt.
[14:09:36]
TheGamePlayer
Oh BTW beautiful art for the May color vote, the "Aurora" is beautiful.
[15:00:35]
Twokinds
Thanks!
[15:00:46]
Trevuxnouxe
:ptv-shock:
[15:04:39]
TheGamePlayer
Wow why the scared face?
[15:07:19]
Trevuxnouxe
i am tempted to redo my colored version of Aurora...
[15:07:31]
Trevuxnouxe
since i only used one layer.
[15:11:28]
TheGamePlayer
In thinking of giving up art and returning to being a musician.
[15:15:28]
SpazztasticKiwi
I kinda want to google that flower but I’m also kinda afraid to
[15:16:47]
SpazztasticKiwi
Also, maybe he’s named after a flower that’s exclusively in the TK world
[15:18:04]
TheGamePlayer
Well gtg see ya
[15:51:50]
Trevuxnouxe
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsep.yimg.com%2Fay%2Fmonticellostore%2Fcockscomb-seeds-celosia-cristata-206.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.monticelloshop.org%2F600085.html&docid=rw7-sskar642CM&tbnid=XKANIpdil89QLM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwjR64Gk9
[15:51:54]
Trevuxnouxe
wow
[15:52:15]
SpazztasticKiwi
Nope
[15:52:38]
Trevuxnouxe
i t its a flower...:ptv-condescending:
[15:54:51]
SpazztasticKiwi
And the Priapulia is “just a worm”
[15:55:28]
SpazztasticKiwi
*Priapulida
[16:38:42]
Xexanoth
looks like a normal flower
[16:43:10]
SpazztasticKiwi
Ok
[16:43:17]
SpazztasticKiwi
I guess it’s kinda pretty
[16:44:15]
SpazztasticKiwi
But why’s it called cockscomb, and is it important that the picture is showing “cockscomb seeds”
[16:45:18]
Trevuxnouxe
you clicked on the link?
[16:45:40]
SpazztasticKiwi
....maybe
[16:50:44]
SpazztasticKiwi
It has a nice color
[17:12:22]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’m not sure if the truck I just saw was supposed to have front tires sitting at an angle or if he needed a mechanic
[17:20:23]
SpazztasticKiwi
I’ll be back in a few hours ✌🏻
[19:22:27]
CrRAR
okay
[19:23:52]
CrRAR
like duck-footed looking?
[19:23:55]
CrRAR
sounds like a broken tie rod
[19:39:32]
CrRAR
whoa is it just me or is the chat... like... looping? >:
[20:24:51]
Twokinds
lol
[20:25:02]
Twokinds
Suddenly there's just a bunch of howling outside my house
[20:31:36]
unsteddyphoenix
Somebody started a howl :0
[20:32:08]
CrRAR
whaaaat?
[20:33:11]
CrRAR
Some of your creations have escaped~
[20:33:29]
CrRAR
Ehh... not the worst thing.
[20:34:21]
CrRAR
Do these howls happen frequently?
[21:18:57]
Twokinds
No which is why it's odd.
[21:19:01]
Twokinds
It was a lot of howling.
[21:20:25]
Bgrmystr2
awooo~? >o<
[21:31:28]
Twokinds
No awoo
[21:31:35]
Twokinds
$3.50 fine
[21:32:20]
unsteddyphoenix
I feel like it used to be more severe
[21:32:50]
unsteddyphoenix
It's a different economic awoo landscape now...
[21:32:58]
Bgrmystr2
can't force me to pay it >:U
[21:50:47]
SpazztasticKiwi
If it’s “awoo”, it’s likely wolves
[21:51:00]
SpazztasticKiwi
Coyotes go “ahhh”
[21:52:05]
SpazztasticKiwi
Did the dogs sound the alarm
[22:33:57]
Twokinds
ow ow ow
[22:34:54]
unsteddyphoenix
What happened!
[22:35:31]
Twokinds
Had an eyelash in my eye
[22:35:59]
Twokinds
Went to rub my eye, forgot I'd been eating hotwings...
[22:36:14]
unsteddyphoenix
Betrayed by your last line of defense
[22:36:20]
unsteddyphoenix
Oh god.
[22:36:31]
BadFoMo
Sorry.
[22:36:35]
unsteddyphoenix
What is this a sitcom
[22:37:28]
BadFoMo
said as he laughed a little.
[22:37:45]
SpazztasticKiwi
Do you need an adult or something
[22:40:04]
SpazztasticKiwi
You slam your fingernail in the window, twist your ankle getting out of your chair, and now this
[22:40:45]
unsteddyphoenix
How could this DAY get any WORSE
[22:40:50]
unsteddyphoenix
*looks at camera*
[22:41:04]
Bgrmystr2
*audience laughter trackk*
[22:41:26]
unsteddyphoenix
*starts raining*
[22:42:05]
SpazztasticKiwi
Be happy you don’t wear contacts. Something gets in your eye then you have to dig them out and then clean your eye.
[22:42:25]
SpazztasticKiwi
Plus you gotta flush the contact before putting it back in
[22:44:04]
unsteddyphoenix
I read this story recently where a surgeon had to extract 17 contact lenses from this womans eye
[22:44:07]
SpazztasticKiwi
Do know that I’m concerned, I swear. I’m just gonna laugh while I ask if you’re ok
[22:45:30]
unsteddyphoenix
I hope for your swift recovery
[22:46:23]
SpazztasticKiwi
RIP right/left eye - whichever one. A cold press will help the urge to keep rubbing and take some pain away
[23:20:11]
Bgrmystr2
17 contact lenses from an eye?
[23:20:14]
Bgrmystr2
a single eye?
[23:20:17]
Bgrmystr2
holy shit due
[23:20:19]
Bgrmystr2
dude* even
[23:21:21]
unsteddyphoenix
Actually, turns out they found 17 initially, but it turns out there were actually 10 more than that found later.
[23:21:29]
unsteddyphoenix
So 27 in a single eye
[23:21:54]
unsteddyphoenix
turns out
[23:24:47]
Bgrmystr2
woooooow what the crap
[23:24:52]
Bgrmystr2
how old was she?
[23:24:54]
Bgrmystr2
and why
[23:25:01]
Bgrmystr2
why the fuck
[23:25:20]
unsteddyphoenix
She was pretty old. They found it while preparing to do cataract surgery
[23:25:27]
unsteddyphoenix
She thought the discomfort was just old age lol
[23:25:28]
Bgrmystr2
that's why
[23:26:31]
Bgrmystr2
exactly as I thought, old age, less accurate nerves, and she forgot to take it out prolly
[23:27:03]
Bgrmystr2
I dunno how she managed though, I mean.. you'd have one contact in your eye and one contact not in.. it's like having one lens missing from your glasses
[23:27:07]
Bgrmystr2
you gonna have a bad time..
[23:52:07]
SpazztasticKiwi
Everyone looks the same when I don’t have my contacts in - fuzzy
[23:54:59]
SpazztasticKiwi
I walk around with my eyes squinted like I’m suspicious of everything
[23:59:42]
unsteddyphoenix
"which of these blobs might injure me"