◄ Chat Log 22.05.2026 ►

[01:32:15] KeefMcDerpface Kathrin gonna need that motivational poster the most me thinks. Knowing her history with water... https://www.patreon.com/posts/swimming-lessons-121430319

[04:13:23] AbstractIndigo Until Kat finds out what lurks in the ocean

[08:49:08] SpaceCadety Mosasaurus Nora

[08:59:33] AbstractIndigo Jaws theme music intensifies

[10:02:44] AbstractIndigo Because this is way more interesting than doing my actual performance appraisal. Brahn's performance appraisal and goals for this year: * Killed a bunch of people.

[10:02:55] AbstractIndigo * Organised a successful false flag operation on Edinmire as part of wider Templar strategic goals for the year. * Demonstrated successful leadership as Acting Grand Templar following organisational transition period.

[10:03:36] AbstractIndigo * Achieved a major critical milestone on the largest project to date. Employee self rating: Outstanding Employee summary: "I feel it has been a successful year, despite the many challenges. I look forward to demonstrating my growth in the year ahead."

[11:10:30] ZapiliDver :czapilidver-katsmug: *[New Patreon Post: Plushie Exchange - https://www.patreon.com/posts/plushie-exchange-158635960]

[11:10:46] AbstractIndigo :cabstractindigo-KatPlushSpin:

[11:19:48] AbstractIndigo Because I'm still bored and corporate website is crazy slow. :cabstractindigo-van3: *[I'm a contractor, why am I even filling this in? Anyway:]

[11:19:58] AbstractIndigo Achievements * Provided critical consultation expertise as part of the Edinmire operation. * Successfully executed Riftwall portal relocation and operation during a crucial change window to meet tight customer deadlines.

[11:20:09] AbstractIndigo Areas for Improvement * Accidentally fell in love with the captain of the guard and saved his life. * Left significant evidence at the scene, breaching opsec. * Accidentally caused said guard to become trapped as a snow leopard.

[11:20:28] AbstractIndigo Contractor self rating: Successfully meets expectations. Contractor summary: Hey, I did what you paid me to do! Manager appraisal: [Manager did not complete prior to deadline, please speak with your line manager or HR for further guidance]

[11:21:01] AbstractIndigo :cabstractindigo-silly_van:

[21:34:17] Ordithus :ctwokinds-adiralicky:

[21:35:14] InTheLionsDen :ctwokinds-keifacepalm: