◄ Chat Log 27.06.2018 ►

[00:03:28] Ordithus :ctwokinds-RainezZz:

[01:24:48] SpazztasticKiwi I’m finally putting the phone down for the night

[01:26:11] SpazztasticKiwi See you tomorrow. Hope it gets better Tom

[14:49:14] TheGamePlayer Hi I'm Conner, the Android sent by Cyberlife.

[14:50:24] Bgrmystr2 No.

[14:50:28] TheGamePlayer ...

[14:50:30] TheGamePlayer Ok

[14:51:23] TheGamePlayer Bgr have seen Fallout 76?

[14:51:36] Bgrmystr2 nope, don't really plan to

[14:51:43] Bgrmystr2 If I do, I do

[14:52:42] TheGamePlayer Ah darn was gonna ask if when it comes out you'd be interested in joining me in the unforgiving wasteland

[14:53:33] TheGamePlayer Well gtg

[16:53:36] SpazztasticKiwi Don’t know why this rain is doing this stop then start then stop again mess

[16:54:34] SpazztasticKiwi Sky’s kinda pretty though

[18:16:47] Twokinds Hahaha

[18:17:24] Twokinds My cat wanted my steak. I gave her my broccoli. She was not pleased.

[18:18:04] Bgrmystr2 xD

[18:18:26] CrRAR :ctwokinds-floraquestion:

[18:18:29] CrRAR "da hell is dis!?"

[18:25:10] CrRAR Also good evening or whateverrrrr

[18:37:27] Xexanoth poor cat

[18:37:33] Xexanoth she just wanted some nice food XD

[19:29:11] Dadrobit Speaking of nice food, I couldn't find my sunbutter in the store today and I'm almost out at home :(

[19:51:29] Ordithus :ctwokinds-nibsdance: The subscription shall not lapse. Nibbly forever :ctwokinds-nibsdance:

[19:54:33] unsteddyphoenix Is sun butter just milk thats been in the sun too long?

[19:54:46] Bgrmystr2 that's just terribleness

[19:54:56] unsteddyphoenix Also i doubt holly would want a well sone steak anyway

[19:55:22] unsteddyphoenix Thats what it sounds like~

[20:00:14] Dadrobit *shudders*

[20:00:37] Dadrobit Nah, Sunbutter is just like peanut butter, but made with sunflower seeds.

[20:01:14] Dadrobit Tastes great, and is way, way healthier than regualr peanut butters.

[20:06:14] unsteddyphoenix Huh, til

[20:06:23] unsteddyphoenix Sounds very trendy and hip

[20:07:40] Dadrobit Yeah, It's fairly new, a little over a decade old I think?

[20:08:13] unsteddyphoenix "it's also vegan, and organic"

[20:08:29] Dadrobit Got diagnosed with NAFLD last year and I had to change my diet up a bit. Sunbutter was one of the things my doctor sugested.

[20:09:49] unsteddyphoenix Did you also get diagnosed with being ~trendy~

[20:09:55] Dadrobit It sucks, because it's not like I'm fat, it's just a lifetime of eating less than optimally fucks up the liver.

[20:10:02] unsteddyphoenix Poor dad

[20:10:27] unsteddyphoenix Lots of like, mcdonals or w/e

[20:10:40] unsteddyphoenix that guy ate a big mac every day for like 20 years or something was pretty skinny

[20:10:45] Dadrobit I am like, the least trendy person. Literally the same 6-7 outfits for yeeeeaaaars.

[20:11:39] Dadrobit More or less. We straihgt up didn't eat veggies outside of corn in my house growing up.

[20:11:44] Dadrobit straight*

[20:11:55] Dadrobit Everything else was considered 'rabbit food'.

[20:12:23] Dadrobit Catching up with me now.

[20:12:47] Dadrobit All those 30 cent burritos man.

[20:13:39] unsteddyphoenix Haha

[20:13:45] unsteddyphoenix Like, sincerely did you call it "rabbit food"

[20:14:50] Dadrobit That was literally the name. Now I blend it up with greek yogurt and berries and call it breakfast.

[20:16:39] unsteddyphoenix very good~

[20:16:53] unsteddyphoenix Huh. guess I got lucky being forced to eat healthy

[20:17:26] SiliconCarbide am staying at the university of boulder right now

[20:17:34] SiliconCarbide they serve buritos and pizza for breakfast

[20:17:35] SiliconCarbide oO

[20:18:01] SiliconCarbide i miss german bread so much...

[20:18:11] Dadrobit :/ I wish honestly. But it was just a combination of a dad that didn't like greens, and had to raise 3 kids on a teacher's salary when good food isn't exactly cheap.

[20:20:38] SiliconCarbide whats nafld anyway?

[20:21:22] Dadrobit Non Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease.

[20:21:59] unsteddyphoenix We had two kinds on a teachers salary lol.

[20:22:16] unsteddyphoenix but, i spose we didnt eat that much

[20:23:21] Dadrobit If left unchecked, it eventually can lead to something called cirrosis which is where the liver cells begin to die and scar over, not allowing the liver to function at all.

[20:24:13] Dadrobit So here I am, eating healthy-ish and exercising as I can.

[20:24:36] Dadrobit Should probably go in for another check up tbh and see what's what.

[20:26:04] unsteddyphoenix Damn, that sucks

[20:26:13] unsteddyphoenix Youve really had some misfortune over the years :/

[20:26:34] Dadrobit C'est la vie no?

[20:27:04] unsteddyphoenix Alas

[20:27:22] unsteddyphoenix maybe all your bad lucks out of the way early! :ctwokinds-rainehappy:

[20:27:44] Dadrobit I mean, so long as an experience doesn't kill me, it makes for an entertaining story down the road.

[20:27:56] SpazztasticKiwi Guys tomorrow is my mom’s birthday and they put me on the schedule

[20:28:20] SpazztasticKiwi Which means if there were plans, imma miss em

[20:28:21] Dadrobit Call in sick

[20:28:40] SpazztasticKiwi We don’t get sick days

[20:28:53] SpazztasticKiwi Calling in means a half point against you

[20:29:22] Dadrobit I guess you gotta decide if time with family is worth half a point or not huh?

[20:29:49] unsteddyphoenix Depends how long you see yourself working at that job for

[20:29:55] SpazztasticKiwi Well I doubt they’ll want to do anything but go eat somewhere

[20:30:33] SpazztasticKiwi I may be able to find someone to change it back

[20:30:42] Dadrobit "Never kill yourself for a job that will replace you in a week"

[20:31:15] unsteddyphoenix Can you trade shifts with people

[20:31:21] SpazztasticKiwi Thing is, they asked me if I could work and I said yeah but I think I have something tomorrow so make it a short night

[20:31:46] SpazztasticKiwi I remembered it was something but not what it was off the bat

[20:32:31] SpazztasticKiwi Coworker asked me about the keychain I have - it’s a Septiceye Sam from Jacksepticeye merch

[20:32:46] SpazztasticKiwi Made me remember Mark’s birthday is tomorrow

[20:32:59] SpazztasticKiwi And Mark’s got the same birthday as my mom

[20:38:13] CrRAR My mom's birthday was, like, 4 days ago~

[20:38:20] CrRAR :ctwokinds-sleepoverA:

[20:38:56] CrRAR oh... spazz is gone...

[20:39:03] CrRAR *sad panda*

[20:41:35] CrRAR ...but yeah robit I'm pretty sure any job that doesn't have compassion for close family events falls in that category.

[20:42:29] CrRAR A "good guy" boss would at least let ya LEAVE early.

[20:48:29] unsteddyphoenix Agreeeed~

[20:51:53] CrRAR ayyyy

[20:51:57] CrRAR lol, there's always you unsteddy <3

[20:52:20] Dadrobit Always <3

[20:54:04] CrRAR le gasp

[20:54:15] CrRAR possible ménage à trois in progress

[20:54:22] CrRAR :ctwokinds-RaineEep:

[20:55:03] Ordithus :ctwokinds-NoraEyebrows:

[20:56:17] CrRAR :ptv-ohmy:

[20:57:55] SpazztasticKiwi Ew

[20:58:02] SpazztasticKiwi You guys get a room already

[20:59:13] SpazztasticKiwi Thing is my mom doesn’t really celebrate her birthday but she’s on the fence about buying gifts for

[20:59:24] SpazztasticKiwi Cause she doesn’t like makeup or jewelry or clothes

[20:59:58] SpazztasticKiwi But she likes thrifting and spoiling the little dog she always carries around

[21:02:33] unsteddyphoenix Dont you ew our love

[21:02:54] SpazztasticKiwi Who’s gonna stop me :ctwokinds-flomad:

[21:03:05] CrRAR :ctwokinds-renirawr:

[21:03:07] unsteddyphoenix Does she not like scented candles like all moms

[21:03:41] SpazztasticKiwi Lavender

[21:03:48] SpazztasticKiwi Fucking everywhere

[21:04:05] SpazztasticKiwi I’m sick of the stuff. She doesn’t need more

[21:09:04] unsteddyphoenix Hahaha

[21:09:10] unsteddyphoenix I very much relate

[21:10:32] SpazztasticKiwi I personally prefer vanilla and coconut and coffee

[21:10:37] SpazztasticKiwi Which she hates

[21:10:58] SpazztasticKiwi If I want something that no one else will touch

[21:11:03] CrRAR ahhh the richest aromas~

[21:11:14] Ordithus mmm coffee

[21:11:23] totallynotTrace sugar cookie candle is in my bathroom

[21:11:36] CrRAR coffee smell is the best esp if brewed in a good percolator~

[21:12:15] totallynotTrace but the bathroom is directly next too the front door and it tricks all the guests

[21:12:21] Ordithus I'm grinding beans for tomorrow right now :)

[21:12:47] CrRAR yeah shug cookie is pretty damn good

[21:12:54] CrRAR :ctwokinds-maddiessparkles: yesss ord

[21:12:56] Bgrmystr2 coffee smells horrible to me

[21:12:58] Ordithus "Are you baking cookies?"

[21:13:03] CrRAR really?

[21:13:08] Bgrmystr2 no matter in those scented things or real coffee

[21:13:10] Bgrmystr2 terrible

[21:14:04] totallynotTrace i love the smell of coffee but cant stand the taste

[21:14:25] Bgrmystr2 I'm prettymuch if I don't like the smell, I don't like the taste

[21:15:15] Bgrmystr2 I like the little renuzit smell things. I've got a Cotton Breeze in my room, but I like the cookie and vanilla ones too

[21:18:36] CrRAR We have those but when they get too strong I have to run around and unplug 'em. :<

[21:19:52] CrRAR also, lol ord

[21:19:57] CrRAR "...no."

[21:20:01] CrRAR :ctwokinds-LauraCry:

[21:20:20] Ordithus :ctwokinds-rainehappy: --> :ctwokinds-RaineEep:

[21:20:47] Dadrobit Speaking of eating healthy, I saw (and of course bought) a Monster Energy Iced Coffee from the store the other day. That shit is dangerous....

[21:21:08] CrRAR "I can believe it's not COOKIE!" scent™

[21:21:37] CrRAR dangerous by sheer concentration of caffeine?

[21:21:38] Ordithus Palpitations in a can

[21:21:38] unsteddyphoenix A...what

[21:21:43] CrRAR ...or by deliciousness?

[21:21:59] unsteddyphoenix America has all the cool stuff

[21:22:08] CrRAR haha

[21:22:13] Dadrobit Delicious as all get out, but even as someone who's used to having an energy drink every once in a while, that stuff gave me the jitters...

[21:22:27] Dadrobit Salted Caramel flavor.

[21:22:39] CrRAR whoo boy

[21:22:49] unsteddyphoenix Thats wild

[21:22:57] Ordithus Sounds pretty delicious

[21:23:18] unsteddyphoenix It DOES

[21:23:20] SpazztasticKiwi I’ve found that my sister has more in common with mom than me

[21:23:30] CrRAR the copious amounts of caffeine probably gave it a funny taste so they just slapped a trend "Salted" on the can xD

[21:23:46] CrRAR ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[21:24:01] Ordithus haha

[21:24:16] CrRAR "Salted... WITH CAFFEINE!"

[21:24:23] CrRAR :ctwokinds-clovisgirl_shake:

[21:24:36] unsteddyphoenix caffinated salt

[21:24:41] CrRAR :ctwokinds-floAAA:

[21:24:47] Ordithus Expiration date in a week, since it will eat through the can

[21:24:53] Ordithus :ctwokinds-nataniAAAAshake:

[21:25:26] SpazztasticKiwi “How can we market this to health nuts?”

[21:25:37] SpazztasticKiwi “Say it’s ‘salted’”

[21:25:44] SpazztasticKiwi “Brilliant”

[21:25:52] CrRAR :ctwokinds-adiracoin:

[21:26:13] Dadrobit Was still on top of the recyclables. Actually "only" 150mg of caffine.

[21:26:15] Ordithus Wouldn't that have the opposite effect? I thought health nuts limited salt

[21:26:21] Dadrobit caffeine*

[21:26:31] CrRAR So then spazz... just pretend you're buying a gift for your sister... then give it to your mom!

[21:26:50] SpazztasticKiwi My sister likes Marvel

[21:26:52] unsteddyphoenix Smaaaart

[21:26:55] Dadrobit Salt can be plenty healthy depending. Just not necessarily in msg form.

[21:27:02] CrRAR lol

[21:27:10] SpazztasticKiwi My mom once asked about Marvel’s green lantern

[21:27:20] SpazztasticKiwi Even I knew what was wrong with that question

[21:27:31] CrRAR haha

[21:28:00] CrRAR "So... like his super power is... a lantern? or... what?"

[21:28:15] CrRAR #momquestions

[21:28:25] CrRAR :ctwokinds-keifacepalm:

[21:28:31] Dadrobit Psssst, Cr, the joke is that The Green Lantern is DC, not Marvel....

[21:28:42] SpazztasticKiwi ^

[21:29:06] Ordithus :ctwokinds-keifacepalm:

[21:29:14] CrRAR x'D

[21:30:53] CrRAR I think all superheroes should cast aside their brandings and unite~

[21:30:54] SpazztasticKiwi My sister and I were both like :ctwokinds-keithdotdotdot:

[21:31:03] CrRAR They all fight for good after all.

[21:31:49] Dadrobit Reminds me of one of the managers I worked with back when I was in retail.

[21:32:14] CrRAR o rly?

[21:32:40] Dadrobit One of the cashiers passed her phone to the manager with a meme picture showing Abraham Lincoln with the quote, "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."

[21:32:57] SpazztasticKiwi Uh oh

[21:32:59] Dadrobit The manager looked at us and said, "Did he really say that?"

[21:33:08] CrRAR ahaha

[21:33:16] Ordithus :ctwokinds-keith8D:

[21:33:23] Dadrobit "Barb, I love you you sweet little old lady, but I have some bad news..."

[21:33:29] SpazztasticKiwi There’s times where you wonder how some people are still alive

[21:33:32] SpazztasticKiwi In one piece

[21:34:55] Dadrobit She really was a fun lady, (most of the front end staff at that job was actually) but she was not the most up to date in term of tech.

[21:35:39] Dadrobit Only barely got internet for the first time when I was still working there.

[21:36:06] Dadrobit She was just happy with her newspaper, TV, and going out to the movies.

[21:36:27] Dadrobit Oh, and the 6 pack of beer she bought almost every night...

[21:36:28] unsteddyphoenix How quaint

[21:36:37] CrRAR lol

[21:36:47] CrRAR simple pleasures~

[21:36:52] SpazztasticKiwi My mom once heard Jack say “cunt” in one of his videos

[21:37:17] SpazztasticKiwi Her response was “what did he say? Does his mother know he uses that language?”

[21:37:28] Dadrobit She was a bit of lush honestly.

[21:37:28] Ordithus haha

[21:38:00] Dadrobit Hahahahaha, I remember when my mother first learned "twat".

[21:38:09] Dadrobit "That's not a word!?!"

[21:38:18] CrRAR "IT ISSSS!"

[21:38:50] CrRAR ~the wonders of vocabulary~

[21:39:02] Dadrobit As my father had just told my sister that she was "being a bit of a twat-waffle" it was a funny learning experience for her.

[21:39:20] totallynotTrace twat waffle?

[21:39:23] totallynotTrace wtf

[21:39:41] SpazztasticKiwi Dude my friends called each other that in hs

[21:39:45] Dadrobit https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twatwaffle

[21:39:45] CrRAR It's provocative.

[21:39:52] CrRAR Gets the ppl GOIN

[21:40:09] totallynotTrace ive never even heard that before

[21:40:11] totallynotTrace well

[21:40:18] totallynotTrace ive heard twat

[21:40:20] Dadrobit Well, pops teaches in HS, so he keeps up to date with all the hip lingo.

[21:40:26] CrRAR srslt though it's like the 3rd word of every sentence for the Britishers

[21:40:50] SpazztasticKiwi I like “chucklefuck”

[21:40:56] SpazztasticKiwi Really rolls off the tongue

[21:41:00] Dadrobit Also, this was like, a dozen years ago, so the common vernacular of children may have changed over time.

[21:41:07] CrRAR lol

[21:41:30] SpazztasticKiwi Similar story is Mark said fuck once

[21:41:40] SpazztasticKiwi In one of his home videos

[21:41:46] Dadrobit Doesn't he curse kind of regularly?

[21:41:49] totallynotTrace i graduated hs in 2015 and ive been back for many probably hundreds of hours since then every year to mentor robotics. ive yet to hear twat waffle

[21:41:50] Dadrobit Oh, home video, yeah.

[21:42:04] SpazztasticKiwi My mom heard and wanted to know if his mom knew

[21:42:07] Dadrobit D'awwwww 2015?

[21:42:13] Dadrobit So young~

[21:42:18] Dadrobit So nubile~

[21:42:29] SpazztasticKiwi I was like, “Well she’s right there so I’m gonna guess yes”

[21:42:37] Ordithus I keep forgetting that it isn't 2012 still

[21:42:47] CrRAR Spazz's mom: "Get me that boy's number! I'm calling up his momma!"

[21:42:58] totallynotTrace yeah i dont understand how 16 year olds should be alowed to ddrive

[21:43:08] Dadrobit Same, but for 2010. That's become my guage.

[21:43:16] Dadrobit gauge*

[21:43:20] CrRAR lol ord

[21:43:32] Ordithus 2010 was a diffferent time, man

[21:43:33] totallynotTrace i know people that started at 16 and now theyer 22 and still horible

[21:43:42] SpazztasticKiwi Around here, swearing is not a thing that you should do so openly in front of your mother

[21:43:45] SpazztasticKiwi Or a lady

[21:43:47] CrRAR If time stopped in 2012... I'd be perfectly fine wit that.

[21:43:57] CrRAR mmm

[21:44:04] SpazztasticKiwi Or in public where impressionable people are (kids)

[21:44:07] totallynotTrace my familly swears. but not twat waffle

[21:44:14] CrRAR lol

[21:45:28] Dadrobit I remember when my mom met pops, she was a perfect little Christian angel in terms of her vocab. Now she's damned near a pirate.

[21:45:41] SpazztasticKiwi I nearly coked when I heard him swear in front of his mom the first time because it’s not as common around here

[21:45:47] SpazztasticKiwi *choked

[21:46:04] CrRAR haha

[21:46:15] SpazztasticKiwi For a few seconds I was legitimately expecting her to beat his ass

[21:46:17] Dadrobit Suuuure, You totally ~didn't~ do an 8 ball the moment the swear popped out.

[21:46:29] totallynotTrace i read that as "cocked" before you corrected

[21:46:56] CrRAR oh boyy the interpretations are flyin' tonight~

[21:48:46] totallynotTrace ok im logging off for the night. talk to ya guys n gals later

[21:48:56] CrRAR g'night

[21:49:02] CrRAR sleep tight

[21:49:13] Dadrobit Night

[21:49:16] Ordithus night Trace

[21:49:22] SpazztasticKiwi Nite

[21:49:44] totallynotTrace thanks, g'night people

[21:49:46] SpazztasticKiwi I’m about to go for a bit so I can drive home

[21:50:02] SpazztasticKiwi Be back in a little

[21:50:08] CrRAR :v:

[21:50:11] Ordithus see ya

[21:50:18] Dadrobit cya

[22:07:22] CrRAR Ahh, there's such a gentle summer rain falling rn.

[22:07:33] CrRAR :ctwokinds-daydreamingkat:

[22:08:24] SpazztasticKiwi I had a mini heart attack walking up the steps

[22:08:40] CrRAR oh no :<

[22:08:44] SpazztasticKiwi There was a wee baby toad and I nearly stepped on him

[22:09:35] CrRAR awwww

[22:11:13] CrRAR I think wee frogs mean good luck and harbor wisdom in folklore~

[22:12:02] SpazztasticKiwi The only good luck that lil guy gave me is that my heart still works

[22:13:07] SpazztasticKiwi Low key jump scare

[22:13:23] CrRAR Cutest jumpscare ever

[22:14:47] CrRAR Innnnteresting....

[22:15:01] CrRAR "The word frog in Japanese means ‘return’, which is why the frog is seen as good fortune in things returning."

[22:16:46] CrRAR Lil guy was waiting for ya. ^^

[22:20:38] CrRAR Welp, it's sleep time here on my end.

[22:20:46] CrRAR G'night chat brethern... and ladyfolk.

[22:21:26] Ordithus night CrRAR

[22:21:48] CrRAR :hand_splayed:

[22:22:14] CrRAR :ok_hand:

[22:22:19] unsteddyphoenix Niight

[22:22:38] Dadrobit Night

[22:22:55] CrRAR Buh bye for now.

[22:46:57] NightMeaty22 Going back up the canyon cya all Friday maby

[23:15:14] SpazztasticKiwi I just watched this video with some idiot messing around with a loaded gun

[23:16:14] SpazztasticKiwi He was rapping along with a song, waving it around and smoking and it went off

[23:27:51] Ordithus :ctwokinds-natanisleep:

[23:33:53] SpazztasticKiwi Go to bed if you’re that tired